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alberoni:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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orelpuppington:

*yuo’rereou’e

(Source: augutsy)

officialunitedstates:

unicornsneedlovetoo:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

theanimejunkie:

my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen